just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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