We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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