problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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