How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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