saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
