Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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