I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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