They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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