i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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