Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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