You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I think your dad took our porno
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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