The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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