Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
im on a boat
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