Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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