I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Can I color on your dick again?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
