Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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