I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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