I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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