David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
