I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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