talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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