Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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