You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
This couple is walking their pig around campus
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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