there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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