He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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