There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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