My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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