windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
do nipples grow back?
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