...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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