you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my shit smells like andre
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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