i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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