2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
This is classic penis vs brain.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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