I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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