Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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