Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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