somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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