its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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