so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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