Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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