I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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