Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
