you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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