i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
foreskin is a definite game changer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize