Have you finally orgasmed yet?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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