playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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