We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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