So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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