Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Randomize
