Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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