do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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