K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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