at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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