remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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